Genocidal Valentine

a Time Warp Dandies original song:

I’d kill a billion people just to see you smile.

I’d bulldoze a trillion trees, though it might take me a while.

I’d blow up a whole star system if you’d be my girl.

But first things first, I’ll conquer the Earth so we can rule the world…

With our lo---ove

With our love-love-lovey-love

With our lo---ove

With our crazy, bloody love.

I’d hunt down the last white rhino in case you want his horn.

I’d bankrupt a starving nation, though that’s probably the norm.

I’d tear down the Sistine Chapel if I think you need a laugh.

We’ll make a lot of noise with our nuclear toys as we can rule the world…

With our lo---ove

With our love-love-lovey-love

With our lo---ove

With our crazy, bloody love.

I’d firebomb a hundred cities to liven up your night.

I’d strangle a box of kittens, though they won’t put up a fight.

I’d alter your dental records so you can disappear.

Your name’ll die, thanks to a clever lie so we can rule the world…

With our lo---ove

With our love-love-lovey-love

With our lo---ove

With our crazy, bloody love.

So I made you my girl

and we destroyed mankind.

All that’s left are the stars

and the races we may find.

So I built us a ship

and a giant arsenal.

We can search through space

and one by one they’ll fall…

To our lo---ove

To our love-love-lovey-love

To our lo---ove

To our crazy, bloody love.